This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Mar 25, 2010James Franco's Esquire EssayHe does it all!by Amanda DobbinsCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail James Franco's Esquire Essay esquire.com Except keep his eyes 100% open. Whatever, squinting is the new brooding.