1.It's been super ass-freezingly cold in many parts of Eastern Canada this weekend.
2.So cold, in fact, that rugged Canucks can't help but talk about all the crazy things happening as a result of the weather. For example, it's so cold that cellphones are randomly shutting down.
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4.Fitbits can't handle it, either.
5.It's so cold a cop went to start his cruiser and this happened:
6.Cars are basically falling apart from the freeze.
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8.Cans of pop are exploding from the cold.
9.Car windows refuse to defrost.
10.House windows are cracking.
11.This guy left a window open in his bathroom and his butt paid the price.
12.Sit anywhere outside and your ass becomes an instant popcicle.
13.It's so cold that this happens when you try to use your barbeque.
14.It's so cold that pipes are freezing.
15.And the power is going out.
16.It's so cold that your fridge is suddenly a source of warmth.
17.Your bare hands will instantly stick to things.
18.It's so cold people are making Justin Bieber jokes.
19.And politician jokes.
20.It's so cold there is nothing to do but cry your frozen eyes out.
21.And wonder why god why does this kind of cold happen to good people.