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    What Has 8 Legs, 14 Babies, and is Super Villainous? Octo Mom!

    We can't wait until the film rights to Nadya Suleman's story are sold: Octo Mom will be an even scarier onscreen villain than The Joker! Impregnates herself with 8 kids! Has 6 more! Is on the dole in California! Seeks Help from Dr. Phil! Mom and Dad think she's crazy! They're right!