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Is his head too big for this chef's hat?
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HER DOCTOR'S PRESCRIPTION: Have Fun. So Nathalie Blanchard of Quebec took in a little Chippendales action, attended a birthday party, took a “sun” holiday. Then she did something stupid: she posted her pics in the throes of amusement on Facebook. Big mistake.
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TONGUES WERE HANGING OUT ALL OVER THE WEB AS PLAYGIRL TEASED A PEEK AT LEVI JOHNSTON IN THE RAW. “I'd certainly let him take me behind the middle school and get me pregnant,'' gushed one fan.
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SCIENTISTS ARE REPORTING NEWS FROM THE LABORATORY THAT GIVES NEW HOPE TO MEN AND BUNNIES SUFFERING FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Researchers in North Carolina are reporting that they constructed a fully functioning rabbit penis that enabled bunnies to screw and procreate like, well, rabbits.
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Creepiest Halloween treats on web. Includes brain shots.
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A sampling of the goriest, hoariest Halloween dishes found online. This severed meatloaf hand is most definitely “not Martha.”
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RING YOUR BANDAIDS AND YOUR WIPEES TO THE World Series opener Wednesday night 'cause New York and Philly fans are ready to rumble. New York started it when the city's fishwrapper lobbed the first verbal bombs in an article headlined, “Frillies are coming to town!”
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On the tail of a naughty boy-wolf named Max comes this twisty video starring Kanye West as his drunk self with auteur Spike Jonze hoovering just out of view. Shot before Kanye's drunken performance at the VMAs, this piece suggests that life was imitating art that fateful night.
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The quest for fame does dizzy things to people. Ditto the quest for news. Gawker admits to buying alleged proof that Balloon boy's dad Richard Heene hatched his massive media controversy to get famous. Because screaming on “Wife Swap” wasn't enough notoriety. Quick question: Heene, do you have your YouTube videos monetized??
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