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Creepiest Halloween treats on web. Includes brain shots.
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A sampling of the goriest, hoariest Halloween dishes found online. This severed meatloaf hand is most definitely “not Martha.”
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RING YOUR BANDAIDS AND YOUR WIPEES TO THE World Series opener Wednesday night 'cause New York and Philly fans are ready to rumble. New York started it when the city's fishwrapper lobbed the first verbal bombs in an article headlined, “Frillies are coming to town!”
http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2009/10/spike_jonze_kanye_w...
On the tail of a naughty boy-wolf named Max comes this twisty video starring Kanye West as his drunk self with auteur Spike Jonze hoovering just out of view. Shot before Kanye's drunken performance at the VMAs, this piece suggests that life was imitating art that fateful night.
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The quest for fame does dizzy things to people. Ditto the quest for news. Gawker admits to buying alleged proof that Balloon boy's dad Richard Heene hatched his massive media controversy to get famous. Because screaming on “Wife Swap” wasn't enough notoriety. Quick question: Heene, do you have your YouTube videos monetized??
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=8852933
Shepard Fairey's case against AP appears to be near “collapse” after his attorneys claim he misled them. That doesn't mean we can't have hope in Obama, does it?
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Before the internet, “newspaper dog photography was for years the resort of the hack and the flack, the assignment no one wanted, the crap job handed out to the guys who could barely be trusted to take off the lens cap.” Here's proof.
http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2009/10/tips_on_the_fine_ar...
Dirty talk is a touchy topic. It took me a long time to be able to do it confidently, and I had to be very comfortable with the person who was getting the talking-to. It certainly takes some mastering, though once you perfect your art, it's a goldmine, girlfriend. I have a few pointers.
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I MET MY WORK HUSBAND AFTER A MOUSE RAN ACROSS MY DESK. I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER and he laughed his head off. It's been love ever since!
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