Twitter's 'CWalken' is Dead. Mosey Along Now; Nothing To See Here

ALAS, 'CWALKEN' IS DEAD. The Internet has been all atwitter about the ironic actor's alleged tweets on Twitter, the popular social networking site. The post that got everyone twatting (I have been dying to use that in a sentence, thanks Stephen Colbert!) and linking back to the cwalken account was posted on March 18th: "There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front of my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him." It certainly sounds like something Christopher Walken might say, doesn't it? Well it's not, and when Twitter confirmed it, it unplugged the account that had more 77,000 followers.