Tabloid Trash Talk: Book Threatens Brangelina, Cam & Drew Break Up, Dr. Phil A Boozer?

Angie’s former bodyguard is planning to publish an exposé on all of her evil deeds. The details are vague but there’s some stuff we all already knew too: Brad lied about not hooking up until after his divorce from Jen Anniston. Angie likes sex toys and may still like girls! And, you know, other boys. And OMG! Cam and Drew have totally broken up as besties! It’s the age old tale of one dumb girl letting her boyfriend get in the way of a friendship. OK, in this case it’s two dumb girls.