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Report: Tony Danza Is Dead
TONY DANZA IS DEAD. OR NOT.
The internet rumor swirling Wednesday was that Tony had fallen off a cliff 60 feet to his death while filming in New Zealand. A freelancer wrote breathlessly to Crabby saying that the 80s TV actor had exited this realm. Hmmm. Why no story on Google?
A quick scan of news sites showed only that the actor's house in Park City, Utah is for rent. Now there's a sales pitch! Rent Dead Actor's Home!
