This Guy's Sculpture Wins National Watermelon Day

    It was Friday.

    This wonderful Godzilla scene was brought to a work barbecue in Tokyo, according to redditor takshaka. I know it's not as "good" as the "professional" watermelon artists' work, but I'd give this baby the blue ribbon. Technically, it's not eligible to win our National Watermelon Day. But, who the fuck cares.