Super-Phallic Commercial Of The Week

    New RadioShack ad seems to suggest that your Beats Pill can double as a dildo.

    NIce girth on that hot dog.

    View this video on YouTube

    Rather pathetically, nearly irrelevant RadioShack (aka, "The Shack") has made a desperate grab for the Y Generation market.

    The commercial, scored with "Blurred Lines," Robin Thicke's collaboration with Pharrell, and costumed with hot women in suggestive plastic clothing (just like his banned video), already has over 800,000 YouTube views. My guess is that those views will not transform into a large sales increase.

    In the meantime: Enjoy the raging phallicism from the dirty old retailer.

    Lips and Pill, perfectly PMS chip-matched.

    Nothing suggestive here, please carry on.