11 Crazy Old Whiskey Ads That Are Clearly Drunk

These ads were created before the era of the drunken creative Mad Men.

1.

Hmm.
A whiskey named Kinsey, and a rumpus room shot?
Yeah, I’m not touching that one with anything long and hard.

Via: vintage-ads.livejournal.com

2.

The clean taste that 8 year-olds go for.

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3.

“What’s the outlook, beaver?”

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4.

Summation of copy:
Some guy gave this snowman a whiskey and soda, and then he froze in place, so he can’t drink it. “But you who are not a snowman are not in the fix I am in…”

Via: vintage-ads.livejournal.com

5.

18th century pelican with red marker writing on his bill brings whiskey to golf clubhouse locker room.

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6.

Swallows in wading boots fishing and singing.

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7.

Drunk hen?
UPDATE: Drunk Turkey!

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8.

“C’mere dark shadow gun man, have a drink with me.”

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9.

Thinks he’s in his car being driven home.
I see a ditch in his immediate future.

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10.

The only thing scarier than a clown is a shitfaced clown.

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11.

“I CAN’T FEEL MY BODEEEEE!!!!!

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