11 Crazy Old Whiskey Ads That Are Clearly Drunk
These ads were created before the era of the drunken creative Mad Men. These ad men were just plain drunk.
Hmm.
A whiskey named Kinsey, and a rumpus room shot?
Yeah, I’m not touching that one with anything long and hard.
Summation of copy:
Some guy gave this snowman a whiskey and soda, and then he froze in place, so he can’t drink it. “But you who are not a snowman are not in the fix I am in…”
18th century pelican with red marker writing on his bill brings whiskey to golf clubhouse locker room.
Thinks he’s in his car being driven home.
I see a ditch in his immediate future.
The only thing scarier than a clown is a shitfaced clown.
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MARSHALL FOX 3 months agoALTERNATE HEADLINES: 1. Hides the Taste of Poison so Delightfully, Your Douche Partners
Won’t Suspect A Thing Until It’s Too Late. 2.Jimmy Stewart Can See Harvey…Why Can’t You? 3.Make Every Day Taste Like The Eve Before Black Friday! 4.Daddy Didn’t Make It Home From the Bar Through the Blizzard. 5.Gentlemen…A Toast! To The Arrival of Our Insanity! 6.A Drink So Strong, Your Friend Will Smile When You
Stick It In His Backside. (And He’ll Swallow!) 7.Stop Dressing Your Deformed Penis Out Of Shame!
Get Drunk and Put it in A Kilt! 8.Summon the Dark Courage To Commit Matricide. 9.They Fired You and Took Your Estate and You Can’t Drive
Because of the D.U.I.s. Who Says You Still Can’t Have Fun? 10.Make Your Life Smell Like A Circus Orgy! 11.Preferred By Serial Killers Who Keep
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eidantravisc 3 months ago#7 is clearly a turkey, not a chicken. A turkey wearing a kilt. (I’m not drunk enough to deal with that image, lol!)
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