23 Reasons Why Greg Bretz Should Be Your Valentine This Year

Move along Shaun White. This 23-year-old snowboarder is the only thing you’ll need to stay warm this valentine’s day.

Meet Greg Bretz:

He’s 23 and is part of the snowboard team representing the USA at Sochi 2014.

1. He looks adorable with all his gear on:

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2. And even more so with helmet hair…

Photo by Doug Pensinger / Getty Images

3. He’s not afraid of selfies!

4. Nor is he afraid of telling the world how much he loves his dad.


5. He can fly up high on his board:

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6. … Or without it.

7. And then act like a goofball with no regrets:

8. That smile…

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Aren’t you wishing you were that snowboard?

9. He has, by far, the best fashion sense out there…

10. When he sees a great photo op he snaps away…

Imagine all the cool photos you could have on your Instagram!?

11. He makes friends wherever he goes! (Even four legged ones).

Camo the dog helps us slip the pipe for a night session

— gregbretzz (@Greg Bretz)

12. He has a huge, HUGE, heart…

Take me home tomorrow girl!

— gregbretzz (@Greg Bretz)

13. *Speechless*


— gregbretzz (@Greg Bretz)

14. You can take him golfing with your dad:

15. When summer comes you’ll be having as much fun as during the winter if you tag along his side.

Summer is here.

— gregbretzz (@Greg Bretz)

16. The love he has for his little sister is just adooooorable:

17. And likewise towards his friends:

(Glad to know I’m not the only one trying to squeeze them like little ants between my fingers)

18. No need to hide your bad hair days, he has them too!

This is my "just got an amazing massage" hairdoo

— gregbretzz (@Greg Bretz)

19. He can teleport!!!! (Jk, but he knows how to Vine ;))

Roof teleportation.

— gregbretzz (@Greg Bretz)

20. You’ll get to travel with him around the world:

21. The kid knows how to ride:

22. The only valuable object he’ll ever shatter is his iPhone, not your heart.


— gregbretzz (@Greg Bretz)

23. And he just happens to be friends with Shaun White, the second-hottest snowboarder.

So, wanna be his valentine?

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