“You will never find groups of French women bonding over a coffee together either.” What? That's like all they do. Talking over coffee and kick-ass pastries. Man, I miss France.

Why would that freak them out? My cat used to bring me dead birds. Pretty sure she was cool with me eating chicken in front of her.

“Get in the raft with taft?” Rhyming aside, that is a horrible slogan for a man that was comically obese. All I would think about is drowning.  William Taft was sooooooo fat, that he got stuck in the White House bath tub. True story.

YES. How was that not the first thing I thought of?

Pogo's so talented with these mixes! Good for him.

This is gonna be a weekly feature now, right?!

I couldn't listen to the rest of the interview after she messed up Jack Kerouac. I'm a Lit snob, too.

Yeah, I kind of liked them. I would never eat it again, but compared to everything else, not bad.