But who is the shadowy figure on his shirt? Mr. Qdoba?

Scrolling through this page makes me feel completely insane.

Although, according to Wikipedia, the Goliath birdeater is “considered to be the second largest spider in the world (by leg-span it is second to the giant huntsman spider)” But who am I to argue?

SOCKEL

This meme was tranquilized and fell out of a tree.

Man, Jabar missed a golden opportunity to quote Bozz Scaggs: “Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh / He’s for the money, he’s for the show”

I read this headline as “These Are The People That Hoarded The Faces of 135 Cats In Their Trailer.”

I like how, on his (awesome) blog, he pulls the classic passive aggressive blame thing: “For those who misunderstood my joke today, here’s my quest for forgiveness…” …and, wtf is the “Augmenting the News” sad-cowboys header graphic?

Man, imagine if, instead of Quickster, Netflix had gone with “PussyBananas”

At 1:00 “We see a lot of people here…and from time to time we make ‘foo pas”” Foo pas?

And in more uplifting news, an entire mammal genus - Beatragus - is on the verge of extinction: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/11/111108-hirolas-extinct-genus-animals-science-africa-antelopes/

The Subway $5 foot-long is evidence of intelligent design. The sandwich and your budget are perfectly made for one another.

Maybe they are all remembering the tragic death of Percy Stallard, English cyclist (b. 1909)…on August 11, 2001.

I’m disappointed James Carville didn’t get the role.