1.
Setup, joke #punchline
2.
Take a selfie, use HTs# to describe the pic so other vain people will find it #sexy #hawt #bikini #babe #creamy
3.
Talk about what you're doing at work, how healthy you are or how your session at the gym went. Then add exclamation #alwayswinning #livestrong #grind #paleo #cleaneating
4.
Take a picture of food, describe the ingredients #pasta #alfredo #cheese #oven #cooking #garlicsalt
5.
Be dramatic #depressed
6.
Are you a social media expert? Then use hashtags so other experts (that follow 60,000 people and have 60,000 followers) can find you. #socialmedia #getconnected #mediaexpert #guru #followback #tips #pro #global #getsocial
7.
Hashtag your name #CJMorgan and rep your city #Austin
8.
Post about your pet and describe in great detail #tabby #cat #catlovers #kitty #tabbylovers #noodles #orange #orangecat #orangetabby #myorangecattabbynamednoodles #meow
9.
Passive aggressively express something in a mild way then vent #Ihatesocialmedia #peoplearestupid #moronsdontgetit #Iamusingsarcasm #notexcitedabouthavingtoseethisonfacebook #seriouslywhosaysalwayswinning #someonepayattentiontome
10.
DO NOT USE NUMBERS #10