All over the Internet, people are posting photos of themselves, known as a selfie. It’s so easy to take modern technology for granted. Back in the day, you had to commission an artist, sit still for hours, then wait for your painting to dry before show it off to all your friends that don’t care.
I often wonder what society would have been like had we possessed the technology to capture our own image at an earlier date.
Happy Burtday Mr. Reynolds! To celebrate your special day, I decided to compile a few of your best moments (in no particular order).
Burton Leon “Burt” Reynolds, Jr. (born February 11, 1936) is an American actor, director and voice artist. Some of his notable roles include Bo ‘Bandit’ Darville in Smokey and the Bandit, Lewis Medlock in Deliverance, Bobby “Gator” McCluskey in White Lightning and sequel Gator, Charlie B. Barkin in All Dogs Go to Heaven, Paul Crewe then Coach Nate Scarborough in The Longest Yard and Jack Horner in Boogie Nights.
Halloween is a great excuse for many women to wear lingerie and other sexy outfits in public. The “slutty” costume has become a staple of October 31st festivities. Drones of beautiful women flock downtown in the skimpiest clothes while men are left to tape cardboard, cat fur and wigs to their bodies. Not anymore! I would like to introduce my new line of Men’s Slutty Halloween Costumes.
In an attempt to sell my POS cars, I made a car sales commercial. Kind of like the really cheesy ones you see on local television - but way better. I have since sold both cars
What exactly is a reverse prank call? Well, for some reason people like to give the request line to our radio station, 93.7 KLBJ in Austin, to debt collectors and sales representatives. They call me and instead of saying “wrong number”, I F*ck with them. A lot.
This lady got pretty mean.
What exactly is a reverse prank call? Well, for some reason people like to give the request line to our radio station, 93.7 KLBJ in Austin, to debt collectors and sales representatives. They call me and instead of saying “wrong number”, I F*ck with them. A lot. “CJ, why don’t you just do prank calls like DJ’s used to do?” Because I can’t. It’s some gray area of illegal and the FCC does not like them. If people call us though, it’s fair game. Here’s one I got today:
Jeffrey is trying to sell me insurance for my heart, but I have a problem elsewhere…
I hope you are ready to see some hashtags! If most of your social media interaction is on Facebook, then you might not understand how to use #hashtags properly. Luckily, I’m an award winning social media expert and I am here to help. Here are nine basic examples of how to use hashtags:
I have something shocking and upsetting to tell you. No one enjoys taking wedding photos and no one wants to see your wedding photos. Why? They are pretentious, dull and cliché. How can you fix it? Here are my tips to improve your wedding pictures:
Flash mobbers gather in downtown Austin to attempt Psy’s Gangnam style dance. The group was led by radio host CJ Morgan (wolf shirt) from 93.7 KLBJ and put on by Jellifi. Local news station KXAN even came down to cover the dancing debacle.
He caught the ball on a high kick to the goal from Brasil at about the minute 14 at Cowboy Stadium. He had barely had time to take this picture before 10 security guards surrounded him and confiscated the ball.
Yea. I combined Game of Thrones and Deep Space Nine.
The Dudley and Bob show in Austin are giving away $5,000 for a promotional contest. This is my entry. http://bit.ly/I2sNtu
Everyone looking down at their damn phones!
Do you LOVE Bruce Springsteen like we do? Do you want to show him how much you LOVE him? Well then it is time to Honor Thy Boss! Dress as your favorite Bruce Springsteen and march on SXSW to Honor Thy Boss.
This insurance ad is running on Facebook. Did they not recognize the person in the picture??? Of course they did. In fact, this ad was run on purpose. Google that shit.
Sometimes we, as a society, can be oversensitive and easily cave to political correctness. ESPN however, seems to be completely ignorant or slightly racist. Especially considering they have run the headline “Chink in the Armor” twice. The first time ESPN ran the headline (and drew some controversy) was during the Beijing Olympics.
This guy has won the Super Bowl? Twice?
Da Mystery of Chess Boxin’ as Read by a Master Thespian
It takes a lot of skill, chemistry, practice and even luck to make the Super Bowl dream come true. It only takes one boneheaded play to kill that dream. I give you my Ten Favorite Super Bowl Screw Ups.
After a lot of reasearch and trials, I have found 15 tweet tactics that can help you to become a Twitter Powerhouse.