The 9 Most Annoying Things About Christians

How do you find a christian in a comment forum? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know. Also, they’ll probably be wearing one of these shirts. -A late response post to The 9 Most Annoying Things About Atheists

1. They all think they are like this

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Christians see themselves as morally "good" people, well we can name some historical events which contradict that entirely. E.g. crusades.

2. They tend to forget certain things

Christians have a habit of quickly forgetting things from their religion's past which doesn't make any sense when looking back on it.

Also

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Some passages should just be forgot maybe?

3. They think atheism is a religion.

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Yes, that's Jesus facepalming.

4. Their logic is absolutely flawless

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A nice example.

5. They only believe the things they see fit to believe

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Also:

“Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest ye die, and lest wrath come upon all the people.” (Leviticus 10:6)

And:

"Whoever utters the name of the Lord must be put to death. The whole community must stone him, whether alien or native. If he utters the name, he must be put to death." (Leviticus 24:16)

6. They try to make everything christian

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Wut.

Also

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They apparently think these are all christian rock bands...

No just because the artist him- herself is christian doesn't make their music christian rock.

( also the following EDDIE VAN HALEN IS NOT BRUCE FUCKING SPRINGSTEEN)

7. They are impossible to argue with

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Very, very true.

8. They think they ask really "intelligent" questions to atheists.

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Oh, how i love christians not understanding the universe.

Answer: We atheists believe the big bang started the universe.

P.s Is god's >glory< intelligence? Not god himself?

Haven't heard that one before.

Answer: Atheists don't hate god we don't believe he exists therefor it's impossible for us to hate him. You also can't hate a unicorn. You can hate the idea but not the entity itself

*coughs*

Answer: By that logic, do christians idolize Adolf Hitler?

9. "Evolution is just a theory" and other idiotic things.

"Evolution is just a theory"

Again, and again.. This claim is just so idiotic.

Evolution is indeed a theory, but a theory is still more likely to be closer to the truth

than a book written a very long time ago. The bible is by definiton not even

a theory it's a claim. And the burden of proof falls on the one who makes the claim and not the other way around.

So the whole "you can't prove god doesn't exist" is a useless one.

I can say god doesn't exist, which would be a claim. You can't disprove me.

You'd have to come up with some solid evidence to prove me wrong.

The Second Law of Thermodynamics disproves Evolution

First, when using this argument

1: Understand what Thermodynamics are

2: Name the other 3 laws.

Now if you've done these things you'd understand it does not directly disprove evolution.

Here a detailed explanation why not.

If you don't believe in God, you don't know right from wrong.

The old "atheists don't have morality" argument.

Why would atheists not have any morality?

Morality does not come from the bible, people knew right from wrong way before your bible came along.. Religion might've just caused the word morality to exist, but that's not really postive. People kill(ed) eachother because they didn't believe god or allah exists. People who kill other people because they don't agree with aren't really the prime example of morality.