1. These Nintendo characters are all secretly trying to smash each other THE WHOLE TIME WHILE YOU’RE PLAYING:
12. Beating off opponents brings upon a whole different meaning in this game:
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18. Meanwhile the guys are busy going down on each other:
23. Like you have robots and elves intertwined on ships:
24. You have a princess enjoying a gorilla’s banana in the clouds:
25. And then you have BROTHERS playing with each other’s plumbing in front of a castle:
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