Even though no one has the day off, DESPITE THE FACT TODAY IS A SELEBRATED HOLIDAY IN 348 GALAXIES, it's Selegend Gomezmerizing's 23rd birthday.
So how does a pop legend and a Barney & Friends alum celebrate 23 years of slaying the entire human existence? IN LONDON WITH A GIANT FUCKING BROWNIE, THAT'S HOW.
But HOLD up — why is Selena's hand over her face??? Like, there's a GIANT FUCKING BROWNIE in front of her!
Everyone knows when there's a giant fucking brownie in front of your face, you make eye contact with the giant fucking brownie.
Maybe the flame was just too bright?
Or maybe the heart doesn't want a giant fucking brownie?
DOES SELENA GOMEZ NOT LIKE GIANT FUCKING BROWNIES?!?
