Buzz·Posted on Sep 2, 201419 Things All Hot Messes Wish Everyone Else UnderstoodAt least you're hot.by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. It's really not easy having a lifetime ticket aboard the Hot Mess Express™. View this photo on Instagram 2. Because it's literally impossible for any hot mess to do anything without getting on-board first. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. It might seem like their life is out of control, but don't you worry THEY GOT THIS. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Like they've been on this hot mess grind their entire life, UOENO. View this photo on Instagram 5. As a result, they're very aware of their hot mess qualities. View this photo on Instagram 6. And HELL NO. Don't you even DARE try to relate. View this photo on Instagram 7. Like they didn't choose to be the mess, the mess CHOSE THEM. View this photo on Instagram 8. They're impossible to blackmail because everyone knows of their royal messiness. View this photo on Instagram 9. Usually because they'll let nothing get in their way from having a good time. View this photo on Instagram 10. They're the stars of Snapchat and the app would be NOTHING without their antics. 11. They're at an extreme disadvantage when it comes to dating. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. And even if they are able to date someone, it's nearly impossible to ever impress the future in-laws. Kitty Nicole Smith @TheKittyNicole This is what my father/mother in-law will be writing when I marry their son #sorrynotsorryy #hotmessproblems Wed Nov 28 14:34:21 UTC+0000 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. They're never intentionally ignoring your calls. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. And if their crack is hanging out, DON'T TAKE A PICTURE. View this photo on Instagram 15. Breakfast in bed is a sure way to win their heart. View this photo on Instagram 16. It's entirely YOUR FAULT if you let them borrow your clothes. View this photo on Instagram 17. They hate being asked where the bruises all over their legs came from. View this photo on Instagram 18. But at the end of the day, any hot mess won't care what anyone else thinks. View this photo on Instagram 19. Because they know if you're going to be a mess, you may as well be a HOT mess. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF