2. “Can I have your number?”
Sorry, I already reached my limit of how many times I can give out my number in one day.
4. “Do you have any hot siblings?”
Like no, I’m the hottest.
5. “What’s your secret?”
Good genes and an even better pair of jeans.
6. “Have you had plastic surgery?”
Believe it or not, I was literally born with these looks.
7. “Can I buy you a drink?”
Yeah. I’ll call out your number when it’s your turn.
8. “What’s your ethnicity?”
My ancestors were Hottish and arrived here on the Slayflower.
9. “Did you get your good looks from your mom’s side of the family or your dad’s?”
Obvi the best parts of both sides.
11. “Can I wash your feet with my hair?”
My feet wash themselves.
12. “How do you get your clothes to fit like that?”
Clothes know it’s a privilege to be on my body.
13. “Do you just stare into the mirror all day?”
No… mirrors steam up when I try to look at them.
15. “Have you always been this good looking?”
To be honest, yes.
17. “When are you going to have your own holiday?”
Um… it’s called my birthday.
18. “How are you single?”
Do you watch the news? We’re in a serious drought of other hot people right now.
19. “Do you even realize how hot you are?”
Only because everyone reminds me.