1.
Because we all know what should come first:
2.
Because cooking is a skill you haven't yet mastered:
3.
Because it will lead to an empty pint of ice cream:
4.
Because Saturdays are your night to go out:
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Because after college what the fuck is next?
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Because your time will come too:
7.
Because those people are in your past for a reason:
8.
Because desperate times shouldn't always call for desperate measures:
9.
Because nudes always come back to haunt you:
10.
Because they're probably not as cute in person:
