...and little did we know she was about to give us the most iconic dance move of OUR GENERATION.
The performance started out with Hilary and a few friends from her Pure Barre class walking in like some sexercized-out zombies.
She bounced back-and-forth from left to right a few times...
...and gave her hip a few good rubbings.
This triple booty pop happened. It was cute.
THEN the chorus came and Hilary and her crew unknowingly gave the world a dance move we are not worthy of:
AKA the "Wind Turbine Turning At A Different Speed Than All The Other Wind Turbines Around It" move!!!
And then, WITHOUT WARNING, she brought back the unsynchronized wind turbine realness and did it AGAIN.
AND THEN AGAIN! ! !! ! ! !!
Even Ellen must've felt unworthy because she gave Turbilary quite the distant hug...
