21 Distracting People You’ll Find In Every College Class

Longest four years of your life.

1. The unprepared student who’s always asking you for something.

GET YOUR OWN DAMN PENCIL.

2. The student who only befriended you so they could ditch every class and copy your notes.

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NO, we can’t study together!

3. The 40-year-old student who always has a question.

And is doing their best to fit in.

4. The tall student who always sits in front of you NO MATTER WHAT.

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What. The. Fuck.

5. The “hot” student that you try to sit by every day.

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And you totally gave them nickname.

6. The front rower.

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Quit playin. We all know your eyesight is 20/20.

7. The student who never fails to walk in late EVERY DAY.

Like someone please tell them class starts at the SAME TIME every day.

8. The T.A. who literally has no idea what’s going on.

How did you even get this gig?

9. The gum chewer.

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I swear to god if you put that under the desk…

10. The forceful typer.

WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE JUST ON FACEBOOK.

11. The student who is ALWAYS sick.

GO HOME.

12. The student who sleeps and occasionally snores through the entire class.

Here lies a man and his drool.

13. The two students on the opposite side of the classroom who have to argue during EVERY discussion.

You both are so embarrassing.

14. The student who throws off the entire curve and is responsible for everyone else’s misery.

WE ALL FAILED BECAUSE OF YOU.

15. The student who brings the last supper to every class.

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It’s literally a 50 minute class.

16. The student who doesn’t stop shaking their leg.

ARE YOU SMASHING GRAPES TO MAKE SOME WINE UNDER THERE?

17. The student who has an abnormally weak bladder.

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REALLY? You literally just went.

18. The student who always voices their opinion about EVERYTHING.

FOR FUCK’S SAKE. No one cares what you think about the properties of Einsteinium.

19. The student who won’t stop asking you questions.

And YOU’RE the one who gets in trouble.

20. The teacher who you’re secretly attracted to.

Who you may or may not have fantasized about.

21. And the teacher to whom you literally can’t wait to give a horrible evaluation at the end of semester.

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Fuck your tenure.

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