Daddy Alert: Jon Bon Jovi Is Aging Really Well

He gives DILFs a good name.

You probably know Jon Bon Jovi as the man who has been making your mom thirsty since the '80s.

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For obvious reasons.

Well today is the day you cockblock your own mother because ~John Francis Bongiovi~ is fermenting into a Grade-A silver fox.

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I know it's your life, but just take a second to let all of Jovi's DILF-y presence soak into all of your pores...

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ALL...

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OF...

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YOUR...

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PORES.

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I KNOW RIGHT? JON BON JOVI IS A TOTAL DILF.

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SHOCKING JUST SHOCKING.

LIKE EVEN TAYLOR SWIFT WANTS TO TASTE HIS BONBONS.

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So go forth with your new knowledge, and fantasize about a steaming hot cup of Jovi.

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