You probably know Jon Bon Jovi as the man who has been making your mom thirsty since the '80s.
Well today is the day you cockblock your own mother because ~John Francis Bongiovi~ is fermenting into a Grade-A silver fox.
I know it's your life, but just take a second to let all of Jovi's DILF-y presence soak into all of your pores...
I KNOW RIGHT? JON BON JOVI IS A TOTAL DILF.
LIKE EVEN TAYLOR SWIFT WANTS TO TASTE HIS BONBONS.
So go forth with your new knowledge, and fantasize about a steaming hot cup of Jovi.