DC Comics recently released a free comic book featuring no other than America's favorite fried chicken grandpa, Colonel Sanders.
Because why not?
That makes Colonel Sanders obviously a HUGE part of New York Comic-Con. LIKE OBVI. So, why not make a unicorn statue of him and put it in the middle of New York...?
DONE.
LIFE RUINED...?
LIFE ENHANCED...?
HOW SHOULD I FEEL?
OK, NO. I'M DONE. BYE.
