1. Betting on the royal baby was a hot market a week ago - including bets on a royal princess.
3. And for good reason: back in March someone thought they heard Kate Middleton say she was having a daughter…
5. So it made sense for one company to order 5,000 commemorative princess plates, right?
11. You try and make a little money back by selling 50 of them at a time for £150.
13. The end.
If you’re a clown, you can pick up your own commemorative plates here.