Some Sick Person Cooked A Royal Swan And Ate It

    There are no words. But no, they won't be hanged, if found.

    Wardens on patrol near Buckingham Palace found the charred remains of a dead swan on Sunday.

    It was just a carcass, it was all burnt. We could see that whoever did this had taken the breast out. It was done neatly, presumably to get at the meat. They had skinned it as well and possibly barbecued it there, on a disposable barbecue.I felt sick when I saw it. How can someone do that and leave it where they did? I would have been devastated if I had been walking along there with my little boy and he had seen that.

    If you don't want to see the cooked swan, look away now.

    Not great, huh?

    Contrary to some people's belief, you can't be hanged for killing a swan.

    The likeliest punishment is a £5,000 fine and a six month jail sentence, if the perpetrator is caught.

    In the past killing a swan was classed as treason - and the punishment would be much worse.

    There is an ominous sense of foreboding, however...

    Is that, like, the end of days, when someone barbies a swan?

    Zoe Williams

    @zoesqwilliams

    Is that, like, the end of days, when someone barbies a swan?

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