11 Adorable Anatomy Lessons They Won’t Teach You In School

Vets, take note.

1. Pug:

A. STANK CRANK
B. WISDOM WRINKLES
C. PUG MUG
D. THE TINY TASTER
E. SCRATCHY PATCH
F. ROLLS OF LUXURY
G. THE EASY STANK OVEN
H. TINKER TAPPERS
I. EARS

2. Cat:

A. SNEAKY SNITCHER
B. SECRET KEEPER
C. SASSAFURAZZLES
D. EMOTIONOME
E. TWITCHEMS
F. JUDGE JUDYS
G. TWEETOOSIES

3. Dog:

A. SOFTY FLOPSIES
B. SLOBBER LOBBER
C. THE SWEET TALKER
D. DOG LOG
E. MILE O’SMILES
F. LIL FEETS
G. BUTTBOOK
H. SWEET PEEPERS

4. Duck:

A. BILL OF QUACKS
B. PUDDLE PADDLES
C. WING-A-DING (DING)
D. TELECRUMB
E. WIGGLE WAGGLE
F. LIL TUFTIES

5. Owl:

A. NIGHT RIDERS
B. HOOT HOLE
C. DRONE BONE
D. TRAPPER KEEPER
E. GRAVEYARD MAKER
F. LAZY SUSAN
G. TUM TUM
H. FUZZLE NUZZLE
I. THE MOON ZONE

6. Turtle:

A. STUMP RUMP
B. 1 CAR GARAGE
C. TUTLETUM
D. CAREFUL CLOMPER
E. SNAPCHAT
F. THE TINIEST ACCORDION

7. Fish:

A. SPIRIT FINGERS
B. MOTOR BUTT
C. GILLIGANS
D. THAT GUY
E. PURTY PUCKERS
F. SEEKER PEEKERS
G. THIS GUY

8. Pig:

A. EARLET
B. SMIZERS
C. SNORTHORT
D. OINKEROONIE
E. HOOVER MOOVERS
F. PIGBORT
G. FRIEND

9. Bird:

A. TIKI TALKIE
B. WINGDOWS ‘97
C. PARROT PROPELLER
D. WEIRD CLAW THINGS
E. LOVE RUFF
F. BIRDBRAIN
G. SCRITCH LANE

10. Sloth:

A. SLEEPY FINGIES
B. CONSTIPATION STATION
C. BITSY BLINKERS
D. BUSTLING BRISTLES
E. TENDER SHOOT CHUTE
F. WRAPPERS
G. CROWN MOUND

11. Elephant:

A. THE BOOT
B. FUZZY SUNSCREEN
C. SATELLIGHTS
D. E’S KNEES
E. ELEPHONES
F. FLY SWATTER
G. TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMY
H. ELEFUNKY TOWN
I. SOULER PANELS
J. ELEFINGER

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