11 Surefire Ways To Get People To Notice Your Lady Outfit

Don't worry, ladies, no matter what you do, they'll be lookin' at your shoes.

1. Become an astronaut!

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Everyone will be clamoring to hear about your different hair styles!

2. Become Secretary of State!

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You may think people would discuss your accomplishments instead but you'd be wrong! The great news is that when you bring yourself to "the world stage" it will "include [your] sexuality" even if you didn't mean to!

3. Give a powerful speech at the U.N. about feminism.

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You really can be giving a speech about anything. As long as you're standing in front of people moving your mouth (or not!), people will focus on the important stuff like your "elegant oatmeal dress" and "brown locks".

4. Become a Senator!

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Gotta get 'em talking about your hair somehow! Really get people talking with the important questions like are you "reviving a dead trend?"

5. Create the best-selling book series in history!

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Nothing says "better not be unkempt" like creating a magical world!

6. Really! If you become a successful author, people will love paying attention to your clothes.

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But ya know, make sure you're not too ~girly~ otherwise people "can't take [you] seriously." Girly girls couldn't possibly write novels, right?

7. Become a Chief of Staff!

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Nothing says you "have style and aren't afraid to show it" more than getting down to business in Washington!

8. Run for President!

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Because when the campaign for the highest office is over, you'll finally have someone take "a look back at your year in pantsuits."

9. Become a scientist!

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Nothing like being prominent in your field to make people stop and notice your hard-earned, "long, youthfully blond hair".

10. Don't forget! You could become Secretary of State!

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This is probably the best way to get to talk about "which designers you wear"!

11. Become an Oprah!

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Sorry, only Oprah can become Oprah. But you can try to be ~like~ her. It's really the ideal way to ensure people always critique your "attention grabbing peach colour outfit" on your day off.

Don't worry if you don't want to be any of these things though! You will undoubtedly get your outfit noticed if you decide to become a mom, a doctor, a student or just walk outside!

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