1. Go to France.
2. Find a French girl.
3. Ask her what she eats.
4. Order the same food as her or make her share what she has.
5. Tell her this is normal, she'll totally get it.
6. Look around the restaurant, realize all the French ladies are eating something different from one another.
7. Immediately order everything you see the French women eating.
8. STUFF YOUR GOD DAMN FACE BECAUSE YOU ARE HERE TO PARTY.
9. Suddenly realize you've made a horrible mistake.
10. Think for a second maybe eating French is too broad of a term.
11. Eat what you feel like.
12. P.S. If you followed these steps, you're in France! Enjoy it!
