In the CNN Republican debates, Lindsey Graham said the first thing he would do as president is have everyone "drink more". Here are some of his favorite* cocktails:
1. Graham Old Fashioned
Recipe:
-1 1/2 oz Rye whiskey
-2 dashes Angostura bitters
-1 Sugar cube
-Water
-Crumbled up Graham Crackers, to taste
2. Reagan, Rum, and Coke
Recipe:
-2 shots of rum
-Splash of Coke
-Shout for 5 minutes into the drink about "Reagan's stellar presidency"
-Stir three times
-Drink at 3 PM sharp
3. Jindal and Tonic
Recipe:
-3 Shots of Gin
-1 Part Tonic
-Best Served while doing 100 push-ups
4. The "Thank You Senator"
Recipe:
-1 oz whiskey
-1 oz lemon juice
-4 drops of tears, two from each eye.
Warning: This will get you drunk very quickly.
5. The "Thank You Governor"
-Same as the "Thank You Senator" but with a side of warm "shut the hell up."
6. Kimm's Cup
Recipe:
-8 oz of seltzer
-Splash of Franzia
7. Donald Palmer
Recipe:
-1/3 Lemonade
-/1/3 Iced Tea
-1/3 Vodka.
Pro-Tip: Get as drunk as possible, never apologize.
8. Carly Colada
Recipe:
-3 oz Pineapple juice
-1 oz White Rum
-1 oz Coconut Cream
-7 oz of shutting down questions about appearance
9. Saz-Iraq
Recipe:
-1/4 oz Absinthe
-One sugar cube
-1 1/2 oz Rye whiskey
-Bitters
-20,000 more troops for some reason, maybe, we'll see.
10. Ted Booze
Recipe:
-One part Cristal
-One part Molson Canadian
11. Plane-Gria
Recipe:
-1 full bottle of wine
-1 half bottle of Rum
-Mull with various American fruits
-Best served in front of Reagan's plane but any U.S. plane will do.
12. Bottle of Water from Marco Rubio
Recipes:
-16 oz of Marco Rubio's finest, bottled, non-California water.
13. Getalong Island Iced Tea
Recipes:
-1 Part Ice Tea
-1 Part Vodka
-1 Part Tequila
-3 Parts Trump and Putin sitting cross-legged, making BFF Bracelets.
14. Precious Moments
Recipes:
-1 Part Jindal's Gin
-1 Part St. Germain
-1 Lemon, cut into quarters
-A dash of baby's breath
Pro-Tip: Only look directly at the drink if you have the eyes of an angel.
