15 Animals With Better Mustaches Than You Will Ever Grow

“Dignified”, “refined”, “noble” are all words that come to mind when you think of a mustache. These animals know how it’s done and pity the fool who can only muster up some peach fuzz.

1. Gotta start of the list with a little hipster cat.

2. No respectable horse is without a ‘stache of this caliber.

3. His isn’t real but you gotta admire the spirit.

4. Going the more Shakespearean route, this pup shows that the classics are not dead.

5. This guy’s name is Mr. Mustacheo. He knows he’s got it going on.

6. Been doin’ the handlebar mustache way before Hipsters took it over.

8. Try to compete with this monkey’s ‘stache, he’ll just make fun of you.

9. One dignified mustache=even no words are wise words.

10. The key to his ‘stache is a nice conditioner and a clean comb.

11. The chill ‘stache.

12. The forest mustache never goes out of style.

13. Never question an elder with a ‘stache like that.

14. He doesn’t like to brag about it but he knows what draws in the ladies.

15. In conclusion, there is no greater happiness than growing a fine, refined mustache.

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