Where the hell is the Scotch peh? Or Aberdeen butteries for that matter? Or, as a Dundonian, marmalade? HARRUMPH! (Glad Bru made it on here mind you).
When beheading someone, you are mysteriously obliged to cut vertically through the body, rather than horizontally at the neck. Also, the body will shudder for a moment before falling apart.
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