I go by DJ Dumpster Balls when I get on the ones&twos. Also I go by DJ Karl Hungus.
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Carl Witkowski 
Milwaukee, Wisconsin United States 53207 / Male / 30
Well I can be a hard ass but truly i am a softie and am very loyal and protective of friends and family.
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Response to Like Beer?:
Only one case of Yeungling? fucking savages.
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Makes me proud to live in Milwaukee.
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Response to Do Tattoos Make Females Sexier?:
I happen to think tattoos are interesting. They all come with a story.
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Response to 10 Scary Celebrity Close-Ups:
So this makes me really want to make out with Kirstie Alley. Zooey has freaky sexy eyes.
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Response to I caught some ass bag doing this once. I…:
Absolutely right I did. Wearing a uniform that he did not earn the right to wear and act like he did is quite disrespectful to those who did earn the right to.
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Response to Mario Kills More Than Just Tanuki:
The Tanuki is straight up crazy.
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Response to Mario Kills More Than Just Tanuki:
http://www.jh-author.com/tanuki.htm
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I caught some ass bag doing this once. I questioned him on the placement of certain skill tabs and badges. I then beat him fucking senseless for the disgrace he had tried to commit on the backs of my brothers and sisters who rightfully donned the uniform, both alive and dead.
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I can tell you what stops the LRAD from working. Peltor Tactical Sound protectors. These bad boys are issued to the units using this sick fuck of a crowd dispearsal device.
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