Sandra Bullock's Emo Baby

Sandra Bullock's adopted baby, Louis Bardo (pronounced like "Bardot!" Ooh lala, so French and artsy!) is seriously ALWAYS frowning! Cheer up Emo Kid! I smell a hefty trustfund and Hot Topic diaper in your near future, Monsieur Louis!

• 1. Look at the resemblance between Louis and Elliott Smith...

  

  Uncanny! I wonder if Sandra has to play that Eliott Smith song "SPEED" Trials' to Louis to get him to stop crying... Get it? Like the title of Sandra's breakout movie role, Speed? (sorry, not even funny...) :/

• 2.

  

  OMG Louis, you are on the cover of a British magazine with a goddamn bouquet of SUNFLOWERS in the background. At least PRETEND to not hate life so much!

• 3.

  

  "Bottle Up and Explode, Over and Over..." - Elliott Smith

• 4.

  

  Not even Hollywood's "Most Charming Bachelor in History" George Clooney can get even a smirk out of this kid!

• 5.

  

  Always Surrounded, But So Alone...

• 6.

  

  Bleak...

• 7.

  

  Over it...

• 8.

  

  The Face of Someone who is Plotting? (or Pooping...?) The World May Never Know...