• Moses Delivers Pizza [PIC]

    A child's creative use of crayons in a religious coloring book depicting Moses and the 10 Commandments. Perhaps the 11th Commandment should be “Thou Shalt Deliver in 30 Minutes or Less…” (p.s. Hope there's no pepperoni in that pie, brah…)

    Moses Delivers Pizza [PIC]

  • Soccer Ball Sex Toy

    A great gift for the man who really loves soccer. If this little lady doesn't tickle your fancy, there are always more options. (via)

    Soccer Ball Sex Toy

  • Pedo-Style

    What if you were chatting with someone on OKCupid and they're all like “I love kids too!” and then they showed up on your first face-to-face date wearing one of these shirts? Would you smooch them anyway? I'd at least think about it… Hey, it's hard out there for a single lady!

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  • Supreme White Trash Artistry

    A hairdo for the trailer park boss who wants to express his arty side and get in on the joke, too.

    Supreme White Trash Artistry

    Link: via%20www.nowaygirl.com

  • Sandra Bullock's Emo Baby

    Sandra Bullock's adopted baby, Louis Bardo (pronounced like “Bardot!” Ooh lala, so French and artsy!) is seriously ALWAYS frowning! Cheer up Emo Kid! I smell a hefty trustfund and Hot Topic diaper in your near future, Monsieur Louis!

    • 1. Look at the resemblance between Louis and Elliott Smith...

      Look at the resemblance between Louis and Elliott Smith...

      Uncanny! I wonder if Sandra has to play that Eliott Smith song "SPEED" Trials' to Louis to get him to stop crying... Get it? Like the title of Sandra's breakout movie role, Speed? (sorry, not even funny...) :/

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  • Jesus Christ Gets Run Over

    A gender-confused Jesus Christ the 2nd (or is it 3rd?) complains about getting run over and his/her (it's) difficulties with celebrities such as “the Cosby Show” (?) I am not even sure what this news story is even about, are you? Either way, I love it so. (xo, carlen altman)

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