1. Don't try to mock or shame Rihanna.
“@piersmorgan: ps I think @Rihanna needs to grow her hair back. Fast.” grow a dick..... FAST!!!!
2. She likes to clapback.
Dear Rihanna, you've gone a little too far with this 'outfit' http://t.co/zSKETVkk May be time to class it up and put some clothes on?
@CELEBUZZ your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this
3. And put pedants in their place.
I swear this shit is... Fuckin Rihdiculous "@_HumbleTeenLad: Omdz @Rihanna 9th 02 show is officially sold out Cum on that must be a Record"
@rihanna sorry to break the bad news to you the record for the most sold out days at the 02 is Michael jacksons 65 dates
@marklivingstone and I'm guessing he was a solo female artist? The bad news is ur an idiot
Clap. Back.
4. She will not tolerate media bullshit.
The Sun Newspaper is like a fuckin ass hair, full of shit!!!!!!
5. Or your feeble attempts to marginalise her.
CBS you pulled my song last week, now you wanna slide it back in this Thursday? NO, Fuck you! Y'all are sad for penalizing me for this.
After the Ray Rice debacle, the NFL tried to remove Rihanna's segment on "Run This Town" during a Baltimore Raven's package. Needless to say, Rihanna was displeased.
6. Rihanna doesn't take too kindly to your slut-shaming shit.
@fishypoomps whatever u say fishy poom poom????
7. Remember when TLC said she uses her body to get ahead in her career?
So Rihanna reminded them not to throw stones in glass houses.
When there's no changing the fact that I'm me, and they're well...they're them.
8. That's not to say she's above poking fun at herself though.
He gets it!
9. Like when she took Instagram to task for its nudity rules.
10. This is what happened when someone said, "Merry Christmas tampon head".
@HibaFBaby1453 same 2 u cunt
11. Let's not forget her message for those who called her a bandwagon World Cup fan.
I touched the cup, held the cup, kissed the cup, took a selfie wit the cup!!! I meeeaan...... what is YO bucket list looking like bruh?
12. Or the time she did this for her 11:11 wish.
11:11 I wish a muthaphucka would
13. Rihanna wants you to remember to not tolerate bullshit either.
Never underestimate a man's ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes
14. As well as teach you the finer points on the art of shade.
15. So let's all appreciate Rihanna's internet sass.
16. Because she's barely warming up.
17. She's always got a surprise for us right around the corner.
18. Say thank you now.
No flex Zone
Keep slaying Rih Rih.
