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Captain Marbles

I am the captain of the marbles!

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  • A teddy bear taking a selfie
  • A wooden post sticking out of the grass
  • A rainbow unicorn with an arrow pointing upward for a horn
  • A little cowboy with a big 'number one' hat crying for joy
  • Moses wearing sunglasses holding a list article carved into a tablet
  • Clipboard with a piece of paper on it that says 'do it to em', 'get stuff done', and 'be a legend'
  • The number one hundred thousand under a small green monster
  • The number two hundred and fifty thousand under an alien
  • The number five hundred thousand amongst a forest of eyeballs
  • The number one million on the earth, being watched by a planet sized eyeball
  • A person with their palms facing forward, wearing an uncooked turkey on their head
  • Butterflies flying around a pair of lips
  • A body builder cat flexing with 2022 written across its pecs
  • Snow White smiling serenely while looking at a bird that is perched on her hand
  • The golden snitch flying through the air
  • A green slime splatter
  • K-pop 'finger heart'
  • Funky disco dancer
  • A cat looking startled to see a human dressed as a cat eating from its bowl, labelled "Karen"
  • Two slimy tentacles touching and forming a heart shape
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  • August Man

    Reinvent the rock aesthetic with the nifty photo-editing tool below!

  • Tanner Tousignant

    Tanner Tousignant may be the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child. According to a theory that the unnamed household employee Arnold had an affair with "over a decade ago" is in fact Tammy Tousignant, a woman who used to serve as a stewardess on his private jet. The evidence is a little patchy at the moment, but Gawker has a breakdown of the details. Including the fact that "Tanner" was the name of Arnold's character in Total Recall. I AM NOT HAUSER! [Ed. note: Nor Tanner, apparently. No idea where they got that from.]

  • Hipster Playlist

    The hipsters discuss their favorite songs. You probably haven't heard of them.

  • America's Most Unpleasant Lawn Sign

    Michael Heick, of Buffalo, New York, is feuding with the Mosque next door to him. He explains his lawn sign as follows: "The place is too close. I don't care what people think. It doesn't matter what people think." (From, via)

  • Angry Mom Vs. Green Day

    This was the exchange (between a prudish mother and Green Day singer Billie Joe Armstrong) that inspired the song Reject. Point being (I think): Writing pompous, priggish letters to celebrities is a useful exercise that is unilaterally good for the arts. (Via Letters Of Note)

  • RIP, Metrosexuals

    The metrosexual is dead. Long live the hipster! Or, I mean, not. But that's what's happening here. (Via)

  • Xylophone In The Forest

    Here's something pretty. It's an intricately designed rube goldberg-esque xylophone that plays Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring in the forest. (Via)

  • Save Sam!

    Here's a fun stacking-based physics game featuring a (presumably) lovable alien. Save him by getting him to the star! (The story doesn't really make a ton of sense.)

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