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  • Tanner Tousignant

    Tanner Tousignant may be the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child. According to a theory that the unnamed household employee Arnold had an affair with “over a decade ago” is in fact Tammy Tousignant, a woman who used to serve as a stewardess on his private jet. The evidence is a little patchy at the moment, but Gawker has a breakdown of the details. Including the fact that “Tanner” was the name of Arnold’s character in Total Recall. I AM NOT HAUSER! [Ed. note: Nor Tanner, apparently. No idea where they got that from.]

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  • Hipster Playlist

    The hipsters discuss their favorite songs. You probably haven’t heard of them.

  • America’s Most Unpleasant Lawn Sign

    Michael Heick, of Buffalo, New York, is feuding with the Mosque next door to him. He explains his lawn sign as follows: “The place is too close. I don’t care what people think. It doesn’t matter what people think.” (From, via)

    America's Most Unpleasant Lawn Sign

    Link: buffalonews.com

  • Angry Mom Vs. Green Day

    This was the exchange (between a prudish mother and Green Day singer Billie Joe Armstrong) that inspired the song Reject. Point being (I think): Writing pompous, priggish letters to celebrities is a useful exercise that is unilaterally good for the arts. (Via Letters Of Note)

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  • How To Aggravate And Outwit Your Homeowner’s Association

    When Tampa Bay Lightning fan Steven Paul got a nasty letter from his homeowner’s association, he fought back with wit, panache, and a healthy dose of passive aggressiveness. (Full story here.)

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  • RIP, Metrosexuals

    The metrosexual is dead. Long live the hipster! Or, I mean, not. But that’s what’s happening here. (Via)

    RIP, Metrosexuals

    Link: blogs.discovermagazine.com

  • Xylophone In The Forest

    Here’s something pretty. It’s an intricately designed rube goldberg-esque xylophone that plays Jesu Joy of Man’s Desiring in the forest. (Via)