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How Would John Travolta Offend You At An Awards Show?

Just when you least expect it, John will wrap his warm arms around you and hold you in a smothering embrace. Then he'll top it off with a nice wet kiss.

Akwardly side-hug you with an unexpected warm kiss

When you meet him, John will express his love for you by giving you a gentle, soft graze with his manly hands. ENJOY!

Give you a subtle yet firm face caress

Is your neck burning, or is it just the stare of John Travolta beaming into you? One stormy night, you'll be looking through photo albums and find a rare snapshot of Travolta creeping on you in the background.

Ominously stare at the back of your head

One morning, the wickedly talented John Travolta will give you a new name you never expected. Welcome to the real world, Madurna Stobben, heir to Adele Dazeem.

Bless you with a creative new name

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How Would John Travolta Offend You At An Awards Show?

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