When someone mentions Gossip Girl, one might think of the flawless Serena or the beloved couple that is "Chair."
However, there was just one character who not only backed up Blair when she needed it, but ALSO was able to keep a damn secret: DOROTA.
1. Dorota was the only one who could successfully sass Blair without getting a death threat...
2. ...or fearlessly and confidently beat her on game night.
Dorota, the only person in history to keep Blair in check.
3. That being said, she basically MADE Blair the Queen B she is today.
4. She never, ever doubted the love between Chuck and Blair, despite all the drugs, prostitutes, and Blair's shot at the throne.
5. She also had the cutest and most romantic relationship with Vanya...
6. ...and their nuptials were the REAL wedding of the century.
Nice try, Kate and William.
7. Her romance with Vanya made even Blair recognize her flaws. BLAIR.
8. Many times throughout the series, she wasn't afraid to say what we were all thinking...
9. ...or ask those hard-hitting questions about Dan.
10. She wasn't afraid to cut the shit and back up her friends like the Mama Bear she is.
11. Even when her advice sucked, we still loved her for wanting to help out.
12. Even "Gossip Girl" knew she was the baddest maid on the Upper East Side.
13. Also, tbh, if you have the patience to deal with Blair, you can deal with anything in this world.
14. She knew what it took to keep everyone calm, even in the most dire fashion emergencies.
15. She probably was the sole reason Blair never actually tore Dan a new one at some point, nbd.
16. Her sneaky side was so good, she even successfully tricked Blair into feeding ducks with Nate in subzero temperatures.
17. And she would be the best partner in scheming while rocking designer shades.
18. She also mastered the smooth creep....
19. ...and felt the struggle and addiction of Facebook stalking.
20. Also, more importantly, she knew how we all felt during the series finale.
21. Despite being accused of being the infamous Gossip Girl, she proved in the end, she knew how to LOCK IT UP and keep secrets FOREVER.
Long live the baddest bitch on the block: Dorota Kishlovsky.
