Not nearly as cool as Muk.
Not nearly as cool as Muk.
Wait, so we lie to ourselves that we’ll return, and that we won’t return? Is this one of those tests to see if I’m a robot and my head will explode?
Is Netflix just trying to increase traffic to some shows I don’t know of and also Dinosaurs?
I think some of these just changed slightly. Peanuty is just peanuts now; hotsy totsy sounds a lot like hoighty toighty; maybe palooka turned into galoot? I definitely still hear and say skosh.
He was being a jerk, so she’s excused from being a jerk in the first place? I’m glad to know that’s how it works.
This makes way too little sense to be racism. She has to have been confused… right?
Why would you even need to buy a costume for #34?
22 really won’t get you good Vodka. Better doesn’t mean good. 6 also won’t really take bad wine and make it great. Some wines probably benefit from aerating, but not all, and it won’t make that much of a difference. Also, you can just swirl the wine in your glass. And for 8? Dish rack. No, really. Dish rack. Buy one.
Oh my gosh she said what?? No, really. I have no idea what that meant. Was it in English?
If only they had had some sort of press conference before hand to tell us what was coming, or put a “learn more” button below the short description, so I’d realize that this 8 hour update might actually change something!
I’ve heard that the rent is too d—- high.
What about a world without texting at all?
Backwards panels the of some are why?
In before the fight over whether Mormons are Christians?
There’s a second Muslim? I honestly didn’t know Keith had any company.
Both possibilities, but sometimes dogs are just itchy, and sometimes cats are just vindictive.
Ugh, it must be terrible to have to tilt your pen to read what brand it is!
Don’t you like rice pudding?
This post would have been more concise if you had just written “I really hate Comic Sans.”
Catcher in the Rye.
Most of these don’t really apply to swimming, and I’m grateful for that. For swimming, it’s mostly the people who won’t share a lane, the people who will share a lane but keep bumping into you, and splashers.
Obama and Reagan are both left handed?
Yeah, no. Most of these aren’t hacks. Also, I haven’t seen clementines come in a wooden crate in a decade, so unless they still do in other parts of the country, that’s not going to work.
I find it incredibly offensive that WBC has never protested me.
Who ever said you couldn’t have lunch at 3:31? I used to eat lunch at like 2:30AM.
At least they’re keeping their fingers off the triggers.
Would it be more expensive to move to an exoplanet that both has rings and can support me, or to steal a couple of smaller satellites from a nearby planet and smash them together to make our own rings?
And Ren after season two.
The problem is even if you discovered that # 27 isn’t true, you still ended up looking like that.
Nope. Not hacks.
I had to ask what Spotify is. Why wouldn’t I just put iTunes on repeat? Or whatever other thing? Or a CD?
Pillsbury is a General Mills brand, so why not just go with General Mills for MN? Or, Target. Or Cargill. Everything you’ve ever eaten has Cargill ingredients. :p
Most of these are solving problems I don’t think I have, but some are awfully cute.
Three bucks? Heck, the crummy milk costs that much.
Isn’t Country Crock margarine?
I hope you aren’t implying that Reubens are supposed to be open-faced, or grilled.
Not all of DOMA! Section 2 stands, so individual States can still refuse to recognize same-sex marriages entered into in other States.
I need to watch a video to convince me to stop drinking coffee? I guess I’ll keep drinking coffee, then.
#21 is hilarious