1. Gourmet Picnic
You bring the wine, he doesn’t forget the flowers or the hammock.
3. Takes you to Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Favorite Pizzeria in Brooklyn When He Knows They’ll Be There
Blue Ivy sighting = +100000000.
4. Costume Institute Gala
Even if you just have an aerial view of the arrivals or crash it like the Salahis.
5. Behind-the-Scenes at the Zoo, Ideally Involving Petting Cute Baby Animals
8. Needs to Adopt a Kitten and Asks You to Help Pick It Out
“Needs” = operative word.
9. This Happens And Everything Is Perfect
Ideally, you’d have a jacket in that weather.
10. Private Tour of Beyonce’s Yacht
If he tells you to bring a bathing suit, BRING A BATHING SUIT.
11. Front Row Access To A Lakers Game
From left: Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Leonardo DiCaprio…
And then this guy shows up to make it EVEN MORE AWESOME.
13. He Is William Levy and You Count His Abs
Think of the next-day conversation with your friends. “So how was it?” “Oh God — I just practiced my counting.”