Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me

Ben Karlin, former Head Writer for The Daily Show and Editor of The Onion culls anthology of broken hearts and lessons learned.

With contributions from Stephen Colbert, Nick Hornby, and Dan Savage, Things I've Learned should encourage its niche audience's fear that they will, in fact, one day have girlfriends by whom they'll be dumped.

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