there he goes, bowing again.

too pussy to go just moustache? New York City is teeming with pussies in ironic hipster moustaches, so I dont think that’s the case.

who has a vcr these days?

I like his moussed-up hair and frat boy necklace on the third pic

the first Nightmare was actually a damn good horror flick (and yes, the sequels admittedly sucked) that has probably earned its place in the canon of classic horror movies. Now Michael Bay has to go screw all that up witha bland remake cast by the same forgettable teen stars that they stick in every goddamned horror remake. Seriously, I hate Hollywood. It’s nothing more than a recycling machine now.

i think this is the one that jumps the shark

god how i fucking hate boston. funny vid tho.

if she’d actually prepped the vegetables beforehand - like dicing the carrot, for instance - it could have been funny.

“Twist: The score was composed using the birds as notes.” Thank you, Captain Obvious.

the trailer has it right when it refers to the director of the movie as a self-hating negro. this crap is basically minstrelsy for white audiences to laugh at the funny nigras on screen. Of course, now it’s covered in retro hipster irony and whatnot, but in the end it’s the same old racist shit.