Male, American, living, breathing.
10 fingers, 10 toes, ADHD, slightly overweight, carbon-based.
Born on a ball of rock with 24 hours in its day, four seasons, and has a yellow sun.
Constantly dreaming, never sitting still, perpetually underuti...
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