As a Howard Stern listener, I just didn’t understand the majority of this post. I typically spend my afternoons gnawing on the edge my desk until someone tells me I can go home.

Missed the biggest one of all. Look up “Taurus” by Spirit. The opening riff *is* Stairway to Heaven. (Taurus came out first)

He’d look like an asshole at Wendy’s. Never mind receiving a national medal.

This begins and ends with Yoda baby.