1. This bacon scented pillow:
2. This delicious jelly bean flavored milk – which bonus, is also low fat!
3. Speaking of delicious, nothing says “yum” like a canned peanut butter and jelly sandwich:
4. These toilet tattoos that want you to pee on them:
5. This Lakers T-shirt:
I’m pretty sure Wolverine is their point guard?
6. These oh so gangsta gnomes:
7. These very classy toilet paper holders:
8. These weirdly sexually suggestive Smurfs boxers:
9. These Duck Dynasty California wines:
I mean, the show does take place in Louisiana.
10. This AMAZING cap:
11. This trippy Fourth of July T-shirt:
Seriously, what the hell is happening on this tee?
12. This douchey acne medication:
And, surprisingly, not made by the makers of AXE.
13. This apple pie flavored juice:
Just like mom used to make!
14. This Paula Deen approved butter flavored olive oil:
‘Cause you know, olive oil tastes sooo gross.
15. This rather unfortunate little girls T-shirt.
16. This not all impractical GIANT Bic lighter:
17. This rather unfortunately named pet shampoo:
18. This condiment sauce… FOR YOUR DOG:
19. That “from kids” Mother’s Day card on the bottom left, with the word “kick ass” on it:
Because moms love it when you cuss.
20. This lottery prayer candle:
21. These creepy severed feet flower pots:
Worse yet, they’re wearing flip-flops. FLIP-FLOPS!
22. This depressing travel mug:
23. This completely unnecessary roided out Elmo T-shirt:
24. These rather disgusting pickle flavored popsicles:
Why not just have a pickle?
25. This toy:
26. This uniquely flavored soup mix:
27. This terrifying and gross Valentine’s Day box of beefy jerky:
Why is it covered in hair?
28. This Valentine’s Day cow, that also sings Kelis’ “Milkshake”:
I mean, who wouldn’t want to receive a cow as a Valentine’s Day gift?!
29. These kids slippers:
30. These classy denim panties:
31. This Poo Dough:
Which according the box “looks like the real thing! [But] smells better.” :(