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    21 Halloween Costumes That Really Make No Sense

    A sexy Scooby-Doo? Is nothing sacred anymore?!

    1. Somehow I don't think this "Minnie Mouse" costume was approved by Disney:

    2. This Cruella de Vil seems to have more of a latex fetish than a fur fetish:

    3. By the terror in Patrick's eyes, he is clearly not happy about being split open and made into a costume:

    4. Is this supposed to be a Seven Dwarfs costume or a Coachella costume?

    5. Who is still trying to make ~sexy~ Gizmo from Gremlins happen? It's not gonna happen:

    6. What, no ~sexy~ Chernabog costume?!

    7. Just in case you didn't recognize this costume, it's supposed to be Charlie Brown:

    8. I feel you, Tweety. I feel you:

    9. Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee, what the hell is this supposed to be?

    10. News flash: Jessica wasn't the only sexy cartoon in Who Framed Roger Rabbit:

    11. Wow, Cher would never approve of this designer impostor that clearly belongs in the clearance bin of a Judy's:

    12. Yeah, the mustache isn't helping this Super Mario costume look any more authentic:

    13. Who wished upon a star for this interpretation of Pinocchio?!

    14. Someone please cast a Memory Charm to help me erase this from my memory:

    15. Ugh, everyone knows the Ewoks were the worst thing about Return of the Jedi:

    16. On the plus-side: I guess this Bumble the Abominable Snow Monster costume could be worn again at Christmastime:

    17. TBH, this costume is 100% better than the new Hamburglar's.

    18. Supercalifragilisticexpiali...WTF?! This costume is all wrong — we all know Mary Poppins would never be seen without her carpetbag:

    19. Do people still remember Pippi Longstocking? I feel like anyone wearing this costume would have to explain that they're NOT dressed like a ~sexy~ Wendy's mascot:

    20. Zoinks! Scooby Dooby Doo, is that you?!

    21. And finally, for anyone who ever looked at a box of Cap'n Crunch and thought, You know, this would make a really sexy costume: